A notebook or laptop is a small mobile computer. The
main advantage of laptops/notebooks over their larger desktop
counterparts is the portability. Notebooks are multi-functional
devices, you can use notebooks as nutcracker, as chair, or just play
table tennis with your notebook/laptop..
This guy must be so good at packing. If only he ever took a vacation.
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m
having Social Security sex.” “Social Security sex?” “Yeah, I get a little
each month, but not enough to live on!”
LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big
problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets
out this ear splitting yell.” “My dear,” the shrink said, “that’s
completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.” “The problem is,”
she complained, “It wakes me up!”
QUIET SEX: Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked
his wife during a recent lovemaking session, “How come you never tell me
when you have an orgasm?” She glanced at him casually and replied, “You’re never home!”
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX: A husband and his wife have a bitter
quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband
yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here
Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever’.”
“Yeah,” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.’”
Mozilla’s Firefox 3 release event yesterday was an epic success. The
servers logged over 8 million downloads during the 24-hour download
day, and Mozilla has declared victory after exceeding its initial goal of 5
million downloads.
Windows XP, seen below running on the iPhone, was loaded using
Citrix’s thin client desktop software XenDesktop. Using the Citrix ICA
client — a UNIX application that allows devices to access Windows
sessions on a Citrix server — the presenter was able to run Windows on
the iPhone via Wi-Fi.
Windows XP running on an iPhone
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The iPhone’s “pinch” controls also work, which
makes it relatively easy to zoom in and out of the desktop.
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