Ten days ago, on Friday, June 13th, 2008, I had the extraordinary
privilege of talking to George Carlin. As far as I know it was the last
in-depth interview he gave before he passed away yesterday at age 71.
Originally it was slated to run as a 350-word Q&A on the back page
of Psychology Today. But I was so excited to talk to him—and he was so
generous with his time—that I just kept on going. By the end I had over
14,000 words.
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger
sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and
behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Friendship between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night The next morning she told her
husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his
wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he told his wife
that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her
husband’s 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept
over, and two said that he was still there.
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