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1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh S*$# what the hell happened?”

Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old butt.

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Check out these 15 Internet screw-ups that will live in infamy.

1. Dreamhosts’ $7.5 Million Billing Mistake:
   Due to a “fat-fingered” error, Dreamhost accidentally overbilled almost
   all of their customers, charging them for nearly a year in hosting
   fees. Large charges appeared on customers’ credit and debit cards, but
   Dreamhost promised to make good on refunds, and even said they’d pay
   for any overdraft fees they caused.
2. iTunes Leaks Stargate Atlantis:
   On iTunes, Apple offered what it thought was the season premiere of the
   sci-fi TV show Stargate Atlantis, but actually sold the fourth episode
   instead. It didn’t take long for the episode to be uploaded onto
   BitTorrent and other P2P networks, so there was no way out of this
   screw up. To make up for it, Apple offered the actual season premiere
   and an iTunes credit for $2. The mistake was caused by a production
   number mixup.
3. Viacom Issues a Takedown For its Own Pirated Video:
   In the midst of a copyright battle with YouTube, Viacom revealed
   themselves as video pirates themselves. They tried to get a clip
   removed from YouTube, but they hadn’t yet received permission to use
   the source video in the clip. Viacom even sent a DCMA takedown notice
   to the owner of the original content, asking him to take down the clip.
4. AOL Releases Search Data for 650,000 Users:
   In an effort to provide research tools to the academic community, AOL
   accidentally released search data on more than 650,000 users. Although
   it was anonymized, it showed searches for murder, incest, and other
   unpleasantries. You could also find names, Social Security numbers,
   addresses, and more.
5. Google Deletes Their Official Blog:
   Google accidentally deleted their official blog, which was picked up by
   a well-intentioned college student. It could have been used to send out
   misinformation or even malware.
6. Google Mistakes Own Blog for Spam, Deletes It:
   Google didn’t learn from past mistakes. Blogger’s spam classifier
   accidentally marked the Custom Search Blog as spam, the bloggers
   overlooked the notification they received, and the blog was disabled as
   a result. This made the URL available to the general public, and was
   squatted by a person named Srikanth.
7. Nevada Governor Accidentally Posts Outlook Password:
   On the Governor of Nevada’s website, an instruction guide was posted
   that told aides how to send out an email on behalf of the governor.
   This of course included his email, which was a not-very-secure
   combination of his first and last names. The files were quickly taken
   down, but still available for some time through Google’s cache.
8. Google’s Spider Deletes a Website:
   One of the website’s users accidentally left an “edit” hyperlink
   open-and somehow copied this on to every page-which allowed deletion,
   and the Google spider found these pages, which consequently deleted
   them. They were able to restore the site with backups, and resolved to
   never copy and paste content again.
9. Capcom Links to Hardcore Porn: On the game box for Capcom’s Killer 7, the official URL is listed as www.killer7.com, which is a hardcore porn site. The site should have been listed as www.killer-7.com.
   Apparently, the porn site was originally registered to Capcom and was
   the official site when the game was released, but they lost the URL.
10. The Morris Worm:
    Although the Mooris Worm gave Robert Tappan Morris fame as a hacker, it
    was actually one big mistake. His intention was to use the worm to see
    how large the Internet was, but things went bad when the work
    replicated itself excessively and slowed down computers.
11. Blogger Can’t Quit AOL:
    This blogger taped his conversation with AOL in which they did just
    about everything possible to keep him from canceling his account.
12. The Department of Homeland Security Fails its Own Cyber Attack: Homeland Security simulated a cyber attack, called Operation Cyber Storm, and revealed that we’d fare pretty poorly.
13. Best Buy’s Secret Website:
    A few customers have found that Best Buy’s in-store website reflects
    higher prices than the one widely available on the Internet. This is
    apparently an attempt to convince customers that their in-store price
    reflects any web specials they may be offering. They are identical,
    except for the prices.
14. Symantec Kills the CyberSitter:
    In a Symantec Security Response update, a program called CyberSitter
    was tagged as a virus. This led to a number of customers losing both
    their operating systems and Internet access, including schools and
    libraries.
15. BBC Mistakes Cabbie for Internet Download Expert:
    A BBC reporter thought she was interviewing Guy Kewney, editor of
    Newswireless.net, but she was actually interviewing a local cabbie. In
    this case of mistaken identity, the men looked nothing alike, and Mr.
    Kewney actually saw the taxi driver being introduced under his name.
    Although the driver knew nothing about the main topics of Apple, online
    music, or the Beatles, he said he felt the interview went well, “but it
    was a bit rushed.