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Gentle reader, we know of your thirst for the finer things in life: vintage wines, sartorial attire, and most importantly, realistic boob physics. After all, what would be the point of a new high-def Soulcalibur game if the teat-jigglies were not tuned to perfection? Some may say that DOA perfected the art with the “independent bounce” feature, but we found it to be a bit excessive and grotesque. The door was left open for a new challenger to the cheesecake crown, and Soulcalibur IV has stepped up. Our video places six of the game’s bustiest fighters side-by-side for your consideration. So open a bottle of Cristal while your eyes drink in what we believe to be the ultimate battleground in the console wars: Soulcalibur IV boob physics.

A wrestler asks the audience to throw him a folding a chair and just
about every fan in attendance decided to comply with the request.

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater,
on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from
below freezing to over 300° C.

The Russians used a pencil.

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