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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car
is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and
everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank’s
president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for
using a
$110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are
a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?”

The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

Finally, a smart blonde joke.

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So you think you’re pretty hot because you figured out how to load Windows XP and Ubuntu on your PC, huh? Or maybe you’ve even gone so far as creating a triple boot machine with XP, Vista, and a Linux distribution. Well, one JustLinux forum member has you beat. And by beat, we mean he finished a marathon in the amount of time it took you to cross the street.

JustLinux member saikee has posted details of his system that boots 145 operating systems. That includes 3 versions of DOS, 5 versions of Windows, and 137 flavors of Linux. He created 152 partitions on 4 hard drives to get his system up and running. And he probably has the longest GRUB menu you’ve ever seen. We’re guessing the slowest part of the boot process on this system is the amount of time it takes to find the operating system you want to use.

There are obviously very few practical reasons anyone would want to load 145 operating systems onto a PC, but we have to say, we’re pretty impressed anyway. It’s kind of like climbing Mount Everest because it’s there. If you had licenses for 8 MS operating systems, the ability to download as many Linux distributions as you’d like and way too much free time on your hands, wouldn’t you do the same thing? No? Oh, well, nevermind then.

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