Jun
4 kinds of SEX
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m
having Social Security sex.” “Social Security sex?” “Yeah, I get a little
each month, but not enough to live on!”
LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big
problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets
out this ear splitting yell.” “My dear,” the shrink said, “that’s
completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.” “The problem is,”
she complained, “It wakes me up!”
QUIET SEX: Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked
his wife during a recent lovemaking session, “How come you never tell me
when you have an orgasm?” She glanced at him casually and replied, “You’re never home!”
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX: A husband and his wife have a bitter
quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband
yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here
Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever’.”
“Yeah,” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.’”
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